Asian Wedding night... warning *racy*
Sept 27, 2006 16:24:43 GMT -5
Post by David Wong on Sept 27, 2006 16:24:43 GMT -5
An Asian couple gets married ...
On the wedding night, she cowers under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring," he says, "I know dis you firs time and you berry frlighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want... you, juss say what you want?"
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her answer.
"I wanna ......numma 69," she eventually replies.
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries......."You wanna ...uh???......beef with bloccoli !?"
On the wedding night, she cowers under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring," he says, "I know dis you firs time and you berry frlighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want... you, juss say what you want?"
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her answer.
"I wanna ......numma 69," she eventually replies.
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries......."You wanna ...uh???......beef with bloccoli !?"
