A Chinese Doctor
Nov 6, 2015 11:41:10 GMT -5
Post by lachinatown on Nov 6, 2015 11:41:10 GMT -5
This has been posted online on Facebook in both English and Chinese:
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat Chinese Doctors
中国医生在医院找不到工作在美国,所以他打开一个诊所外并将一个信号的接受治疗20美元——如果不是治愈回到100美元。”
一个美国律师认为这是一个很好的机会来赚取100美元,去诊所。
律师:“我失去了我的味觉。”
中国人:“护士,把药从盒22号,把3滴在病人的嘴里。”
律师:“哎。这是煤油。”
中国:“恭喜,你的味觉恢复。给我20美元。”
生气的律师回到几天后恢复他的钱。
律师:“我失去了我的记忆。我什么都不记得。”
中国人:“护士,把药从盒子没有。22日,把3滴在嘴里。”
律师(生气):“这是煤油。上次你给我恢复我的味道。”
中国:“恭喜。”你有你的记忆。给我20美元。”
愤怒的律师支付他,然后回来一周后,决心回到100美元。
律师:“我的视力变得很弱我看不到。”
中国人:“嗯,我没有任何医学,所以把这个100美元。”
律师(盯着纸条):“但这是20美元,而不是100美元! !”
中国:“恭喜,你的视力恢复。给我20美元”
你不能击败中国医生
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth."
Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene."
Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20."
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."
Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth."
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste."
Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20."
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all."
Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100."
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!"
Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat Chinese Doctors
中国医生在医院找不到工作在美国,所以他打开一个诊所外并将一个信号的接受治疗20美元——如果不是治愈回到100美元。”
一个美国律师认为这是一个很好的机会来赚取100美元,去诊所。
律师:“我失去了我的味觉。”
中国人:“护士,把药从盒22号,把3滴在病人的嘴里。”
律师:“哎。这是煤油。”
中国:“恭喜,你的味觉恢复。给我20美元。”
生气的律师回到几天后恢复他的钱。
律师:“我失去了我的记忆。我什么都不记得。”
中国人:“护士,把药从盒子没有。22日,把3滴在嘴里。”
律师(生气):“这是煤油。上次你给我恢复我的味道。”
中国:“恭喜。”你有你的记忆。给我20美元。”
愤怒的律师支付他,然后回来一周后,决心回到100美元。
律师:“我的视力变得很弱我看不到。”
中国人:“嗯,我没有任何医学,所以把这个100美元。”
律师(盯着纸条):“但这是20美元,而不是100美元! !”
中国:“恭喜,你的视力恢复。给我20美元”
你不能击败中国医生