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Post by David Wong on Sept 27, 2006 16:24:43 GMT -5
An Asian couple gets married ...
On the wedding night, she cowers under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring," he says, "I know dis you firs time and you berry frlighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want... you, juss say what you want?"
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her answer.
"I wanna ......numma 69," she eventually replies.
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries......."You wanna ...uh???......beef with bloccoli !?"
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Post by emperoryu on Dec 7, 2007 1:04:26 GMT -5
Laugh, laugh, and laugh. This one is good to the last egg-drop soup !!
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